gabrielle!’s review published on Letterboxd:
donnie darko: are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?
me: no i’m not actually, i’m really just trying to understand what’s going o—
donnie darko: first of all, papa smurf didn't create smurfette. gargamel did. she was sent in as gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village. but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. and as for the whole gang-bang scenario— it just couldn't happen. smurfs are asexual. they don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. that's what's so illogical, you know, about being a smurf. what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?