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  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★★½

    White women officially have their own "Get Out". It's mcabre, funny in the most fucked ways it can think of, & bloody as shit. Total fun in the theater.
    (Also bearded Adam Brody >>>>>>>)

  • Cruel Intentions

    Cruel Intentions

    ★★★★

    "Fucking evil children"
    - Thoroughbreds (2017)

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  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    ★★★★★

    "It's the pursuit that's meaningful"

    I also would try to suck Brad Pitt's dick if he gave me a ride home.

    I honestly don't know how to express how I feel about this entire movie in a way that perfectly describes the emotions it gave me, but I'll try my best. (No spoilers for now until I rewatch it, because I feel it's a NEEDED rewatch)
    • This is in my top 3 for Tarantino
    • Brandy the dog better…

  • Rocketman

    Rocketman

    After hearing that Taron Egerton and Richard Madden have a sex scene, this better be rated R. PG-13 Freddie Mercury was pushing it but PG-13 Elton John is unacceptable.

    UPDATE: IT IS!!!!!