Gretel and Hansel isn’t a bad movie, it’s just not a good movie either. In fact, it might just be one of the “moviest” movies I’ve ever seen. It’s safe, bland, predictable, and completely uninteresting in terms of its story. Sitting in front of me was a mother and her four-year-old child, neither of whom seemed particularly scared by the material on display. If anything, I think they found it a bit boring. I know I did. If it wasn’t…