Twelve Monkeys

Twelve Monkeys ★★½  
a movie in the most despicable zone cinema can inhabit: not good but not horrible enough that you derive joy from how much you hated it.

The style choices in the future were very cool (and the reason I’m bumping it from 2.5 to 3) and the plot keeps you interested but ultimately does not make sense. There’s a couple twists that feel unearned and loose ends that are tied up but in the shittiest knot you’ve ever seen. Have you ever been in a hurry to ties ur shoes so you just lazily loop those bitches together? The loops are all asymmetrical and fucked up, your shoes do technically stay on but ur feet are sliding a little in them and at the end of the day half ur laces are gray as fuck from dipping into dirty ass street water? That’s how this movie’s loose ends were tied together.

I can’t believe gave Brad Pitt an Oscar nomination for twitching and yelling to show that his character was insane???? lol Gadam this movie sucked my little hog. why did that lady wanna give Bruce Willis pussy? Actually fuck it im giving it 2.5 fuck this