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  • The Walk

    The Walk


    sometimes a movie just needs the spirit of a carnival barker’s act to be good, and this does just that!

  • Flight



    much like how what lies beneath should’ve been directed by brian de palma instead, this should’ve either been a tony scott movie or a clint eastwood melodrama

    as always, zemeckis’s technical craftsmanship makes it not the worst, but it does fail at every dramatic beat it attempts

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  • Hannah Gadsby: Douglas

    Hannah Gadsby: Douglas

    in the 15 minute prelude to the special she explains her bits & how they’re punching up

    punching up to hannah gadsby = jokes about the paleo diet, teenage mutant ninja turtles, renaissance paintings, & where’s waldo

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather


    me, sweating & befuddled trying to come up with literally anything original to say about this movie: uhh...umm...the establishment shots of la when going to woltz’s studio clearly influenced bobby z with who framed roger rab-

    [self combusts]