Favorite films

  • Seven Samurai
  • The Last Temptation of Christ
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
  • Kaili Blues

Recent activity

  • Red Notice

  • After Hours

  • Ghostbusters

  • C'mon C'mon

Recent reviews

  • C'mon C'mon

    C'mon C'mon

    Maybe the second movie this year that’s made me feel anything, so that’s nice

  • The Metroid Retrospective

    The Metroid Retrospective

    Logging my first playthrough of Metroid: Zero Mission.
    The third 2-D Metroid game I’ve played. Follows the familiar but proven formula. Not sure if any entry post-Super Metroid can outdo it as it’s already the perfect Metroid experience.
    Definitely the most hand-holding installment yet. I only had to check a walkthrough once.

Popular reviews

  • Avatar 2

    Avatar 2

    Seth and I just made a wager concerning the profitability of Avatar 2.
    If it makes under $800 million, I owe Seth $5. Over $800 million, Seth owes me $5.

    Anything is possible but I believe history has taught us to never doubt James Cameron.

    UPDATED STAKES: If Seth loses, he's wearing full Navi cosplay to Avatar 3 opening night.

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    My girlfriend and I just broke up and watching Space Jam 2 was still the worst part of my week