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  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep

    There is a major difference in what constitutes a movie and what makes a TV mini-series.

    A movie has a main plot and maybe a few subplots, then BOOM it's over.

    A TV mini-series is a movie that you forgot to edit and it runs for at least 3 hours or so. It has the same main plot and subs, but it also has long drawn-out scenes that don't add anything substantial to the story.

    They're just used as bloated…

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit


    I can't believe I'm saying this:

    "This movie needs more Hitler scenes. He is the most enjoyable character in years!"

    Everything else is "meh". I'd rather binge old TV reruns.

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    As an 80s nerd, I really wanted to like this.
    If you're mutha-friggin' Spielberg and resort to stealing from Tron, the Matrix, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Cloud Atlas, and mutha-friggin' Wreck it Ralph; I expect much much much better. How could he make such a movie with such lame plot devices and paper-thin characters?

    And Art3mis was the real hero, not whiny fanboi Anakin Parcival.

    P.S. The one star in my rating is that at least it was better than That Warcraft movie.

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman


    Kudos to the movie makers who took a hundred terrible ideas and spun them into GOLD!