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  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter


    Nope, go play the video game "Horizon Zero Dawn".

    It's got 10000% better story than this "Pitch Black" wannabe.

  • Coming 2 America

    Coming 2 America


    I like that everyone involved knew there was not good reason for a sequel beyond a very expensive "class reunion"-type nostalgia trip.

    That part was very well done!

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    As an 80s nerd, I really wanted to like this.
    If you're mutha-friggin' Spielberg and resort to stealing from Tron, the Matrix, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Cloud Atlas, and mutha-friggin' Wreck it Ralph; I expect much much much better. How could he make such a movie with such lame plot devices and paper-thin characters?

    And Art3mis was the real hero, not whiny fanboi Anakin Parcival.

    P.S. The one star in my rating is that at least it was better than That Warcraft movie.

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman


    Kudos to the movie makers who took a hundred terrible ideas and spun them into GOLD!