Thelma is the worst X-man, just be nice to her or she'll wish you into the cornfield!
The 1-star in my rating was for that 13sec nude scene.
As an 80s nerd, I really wanted to like this.
If you're mutha-friggin' Spielberg and resort to stealing from Tron, the Matrix, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Cloud Atlas, and mutha-friggin' Wreck it Ralph; I expect much much much better. How could he make such a movie with such lame plot devices and paper-thin characters?
And Art3mis was the real hero, not whiny fanboi Anakin Parcival.
P.S. The one star in my rating is that at least it was better than That Warcraft movie.