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  • Christopher Robin

    Christopher Robin

    ★★★

    "How's that working out for you?" asked Winnie the Pooh.
    "What?" mused Christopher Robin.
    "Being clever."
    "Great."
    "Keep it up then," squeaked Piglet.

    I didn't need the bored kids in our theater to tell me that this is not a kids' movie. I was having too much fun imagining someone who had never heard of Pooh watching this. Thinking that made it just waayy too dark & creepy for the first half. (not serial-killer-dark, but dark for a Disney Pooh movie)…

  • Tag

    Tag

    ½

    I wanted to like this. The trailer made it seem like goofy fun.

    Too bad all the "jokes" are unfunny and Hawkeye's first scene was the only remarkable 4 minutes. *yawn*

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  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman

    ★★★★

    Kudos to the movie makers who took a hundred terrible ideas and spun them into GOLD!

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    As an 80s nerd, I really wanted to like this.
    If you're mutha-friggin' Spielberg and resort to stealing from Tron, the Matrix, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Cloud Atlas, and mutha-friggin' Wreck it Ralph; I expect much much much better. How could he make such a movie with such lame plot devices and paper-thin characters?

    And Art3mis was the real hero, not whiny fanboi Anakin Parcival.
    #SoMuchWastedPotential

    P.S. The one star in my rating is that at least it was better than That Warcraft movie.