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  • Thelma


    Thelma is the worst X-man, just be nice to her or she'll wish you into the cornfield!

    The 1-star in my rating was for that 13sec nude scene.

  • Wildling


    Have you ever wanted to see a 100% unsurprising 4-page story from a Tales from the Crypt comic stretched out to 90min?

    Me neither.

    I should have known better. Typical IFC Midnight trash.

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    As an 80s nerd, I really wanted to like this.
    If you're mutha-friggin' Spielberg and resort to stealing from Tron, the Matrix, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Cloud Atlas, and mutha-friggin' Wreck it Ralph; I expect much much much better. How could he make such a movie with such lame plot devices and paper-thin characters?

    And Art3mis was the real hero, not whiny fanboi Anakin Parcival.

    P.S. The one star in my rating is that at least it was better than That Warcraft movie.

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman


    Kudos to the movie makers who took a hundred terrible ideas and spun them into GOLD!