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  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep

    There is a major difference in what constitutes a movie and what makes a TV mini-series.

    A movie has a main plot and maybe a few subplots, then BOOM it's over.

    A TV mini-series is a movie that you forgot to edit and it runs for at least 3 hours or so. It has the same main plot and subs, but it also has long drawn-out scenes that don't add anything substantial to the story.

    They're just used as bloated…

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    ★★

    I can't believe I'm saying this:

    "This movie needs more Hitler scenes. He is the most enjoyable character in years!"

    Everything else is "meh". I'd rather binge old TV reruns.

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    As an 80s nerd, I really wanted to like this.
    If you're mutha-friggin' Spielberg and resort to stealing from Tron, the Matrix, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Cloud Atlas, and mutha-friggin' Wreck it Ralph; I expect much much much better. How could he make such a movie with such lame plot devices and paper-thin characters?

    And Art3mis was the real hero, not whiny fanboi Anakin Parcival.
    #SoMuchWastedPotential

    P.S. The one star in my rating is that at least it was better than That Warcraft movie.

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman

    ★★★★

    Kudos to the movie makers who took a hundred terrible ideas and spun them into GOLD!