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  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ½

    *read in your inner-White-Voice*: This is what happens when you combine about half a dozen Mad TV sketches and tell America it's a movie instead. *yawn*

  • The Spy Who Dumped Me

    The Spy Who Dumped Me

    Mila is delightful and charming. Kate is abhorrent and obnoxious.
    The stunts were the most interesting parts.

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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    ★★★★

    Things I overheard as the credits rolled (while the audience wiped their tears):

    "Damn, Bradley Cooper is a charmer."
    "...I was wondering why he sounded just like Sam Elliott."
    "I didn't know he could sing."
    "I didn't know she could sing."
    "Well, I sure need a drink now."
    "I can't believe Andrew Dice Clay is a better actor than Lady Gaga."

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    As an 80s nerd, I really wanted to like this.
    If you're mutha-friggin' Spielberg and resort to stealing from Tron, the Matrix, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Cloud Atlas, and mutha-friggin' Wreck it Ralph; I expect much much much better. How could he make such a movie with such lame plot devices and paper-thin characters?

    And Art3mis was the real hero, not whiny fanboi Anakin Parcival.
    #SoMuchWastedPotential

    P.S. The one star in my rating is that at least it was better than That Warcraft movie.