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  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    ½

    Nope, go play the video game "Horizon Zero Dawn".

    It's got 10000% better story than this "Pitch Black" wannabe.

  • Coming 2 America

    Coming 2 America

    ★★★

    I like that everyone involved knew there was not good reason for a sequel beyond a very expensive "class reunion"-type nostalgia trip.

    That part was very well done!

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    As an 80s nerd, I really wanted to like this.
    If you're mutha-friggin' Spielberg and resort to stealing from Tron, the Matrix, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Cloud Atlas, and mutha-friggin' Wreck it Ralph; I expect much much much better. How could he make such a movie with such lame plot devices and paper-thin characters?

    And Art3mis was the real hero, not whiny fanboi Anakin Parcival.
    #SoMuchWastedPotential

    P.S. The one star in my rating is that at least it was better than That Warcraft movie.

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman

    ★★★★

    Kudos to the movie makers who took a hundred terrible ideas and spun them into GOLD!