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  • Christopher Robin

    Christopher Robin


    "How's that working out for you?" asked Winnie the Pooh.
    "What?" mused Christopher Robin.
    "Being clever."
    "Keep it up then," squeaked Piglet.

    I didn't need the bored kids in our theater to tell me that this is not a kids' movie. I was having too much fun imagining someone who had never heard of Pooh watching this. Thinking that made it just waayy too dark & creepy for the first half. (not serial-killer-dark, but dark for a Disney Pooh movie)…

  • Tag



    I wanted to like this. The trailer made it seem like goofy fun.

    Too bad all the "jokes" are unfunny and Hawkeye's first scene was the only remarkable 4 minutes. *yawn*

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  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman


    Kudos to the movie makers who took a hundred terrible ideas and spun them into GOLD!

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    As an 80s nerd, I really wanted to like this.
    If you're mutha-friggin' Spielberg and resort to stealing from Tron, the Matrix, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Cloud Atlas, and mutha-friggin' Wreck it Ralph; I expect much much much better. How could he make such a movie with such lame plot devices and paper-thin characters?

    And Art3mis was the real hero, not whiny fanboi Anakin Parcival.

    P.S. The one star in my rating is that at least it was better than That Warcraft movie.