The only way to make this movie interesting is to watch it as you fly into Vegas for a fun weekend of hookers and blow.
Otherwise, watch any other zombie movie instead. (go ahead. there's plenty to go around)
The only way to make this movie interesting is to watch it as you fly into Vegas for a fun weekend of hookers and blow.
Otherwise, watch any other zombie movie instead. (go ahead. there's plenty to go around)
Nope, go play the video game "Horizon Zero Dawn".
It's got 10000% better story than this "Pitch Black" wannabe.
Kudos to the movie makers who took a hundred terrible ideas and spun them into GOLD!
As an 80s nerd, I really wanted to like this.
If you're mutha-friggin' Spielberg and resort to stealing from Tron, the Matrix, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Cloud Atlas, and mutha-friggin' Wreck it Ralph; I expect much much much better. How could he make such a movie with such lame plot devices and paper-thin characters?
And Art3mis was the real hero, not whiny fanboi Anakin Parcival.
#SoMuchWastedPotential
P.S. The one star in my rating is that at least it was better than That Warcraft movie.