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  • Thelma

    Thelma

    Thelma is the worst X-man, just be nice to her or she'll wish you into the cornfield!

    The 1-star in my rating was for that 13sec nude scene.

  • Wildling

    Wildling

    Have you ever wanted to see a 100% unsurprising 4-page story from a Tales from the Crypt comic stretched out to 90min?

    Me neither.

    I should have known better. Typical IFC Midnight trash.

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    As an 80s nerd, I really wanted to like this.
    If you're mutha-friggin' Spielberg and resort to stealing from Tron, the Matrix, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Cloud Atlas, and mutha-friggin' Wreck it Ralph; I expect much much much better. How could he make such a movie with such lame plot devices and paper-thin characters?

    And Art3mis was the real hero, not whiny fanboi Anakin Parcival.
    #SoMuchWastedPotential

    P.S. The one star in my rating is that at least it was better than That Warcraft movie.

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman

    ★★★★

    Kudos to the movie makers who took a hundred terrible ideas and spun them into GOLD!