HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! SION SONO, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, THIS IS THE GREATEST FILM I HAVE EVER SEEN! I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE SURE OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE!!!
Now for a more serious review that isn't written in bold and full caps like an overtly excited 12-year-old:
Holy fucking shit!! Sion Sono, I love you so much, this is the greatest film I have ever seen! I have never been more sure of anything in my life!!!