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  • Carol
  • Birthday Girl
  • Notting Hill
  • Notes on a Scandal

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  • Mustang

    ★★★★

  • Johnny English Reborn

    ★★½

  • Standby

    ★★★½

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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★★½

    BRIE EVANTEE… Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt * ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum

  • Nightmare Alley

    Nightmare Alley

    ★★★★½

    HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. 

    thoughts whilst watching :
    - freddie lounds?????
    - awww molly is so pretty
    - oh theres bradley coopers cock
    - rooneys dimples rooneys dimples
    -  whens lilith coming
    - FUCK ME LILITH 
    - molly calling lilith a ‘frozen faced bitch’ ok enemies to lovers
    - i also want my face inbetween liliths boobs i get it 
    - lilith ritter did nothing wrong she was so right for that

    i will 100% be going to see this again idec anyone who didnt enjoy this just is simply wrong sorry