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I've always dreamed of classic cars and movie screens

Favorite films

  • Mad Max 2
  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
  • Frances Ha
  • Attack the Block

Recent activity

  • Uptown Girls


  • Little Black Book


  • Master Gardener


  • Good Boys


Recent reviews

  • Uptown Girls

    Uptown Girls


    Couldn't have been worse than yesterday's entry in my "I miss Brittany Murphy" pivot. Hard to believe she was gone only six years after this. Even though the romcoms she was making suck, she really has that combination of striking beauty, loose-limbed goofiness and Irish-Italian girl next door accent that it's hard to imagine ever getting tired of.

    Fun fact: This was shot by Michael Balhaus, cinematographer of Goodfellas and AfterHours among others. It doesn't have quite the same NYC grit. Go figure.

  • Little Black Book

    Little Black Book


    Maybe it's just that I'm depressed today, but this might be the worst thing I've ever seen.

Popular reviews

  • Kill the Irishman

    Kill the Irishman

    This movie is like if the montages from Goodfellas were an hour and forty minutes long. And set in Cleveland. And terrible.

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    Still early, but this feels like the one to beat for 2022. A lot of ink has been spilled about how rare it is for a studio to spend $90m on something this idiosyncratic and alienating. I mean, compared to Eggers' first two features, a Viking revenge saga is an outright crowdpleaser, but the film still feels challenging and thoughtful while also aiming for spectacle and some semblance of popcorn entertainment.

    I'm sure dissertations will be written about Eggers filmography,…