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  • Osa

    Osa

    ★★½

    I was hoping good things for this one, unfortunately, there's not a lot here... It's better than "Booby Trap" by miles, but that isn't saying much. A half hour until the story gets going, after a long boring set up, then the protagonist girl 'ages' 10 years in one swift scene change, yet no other actor or character ages at all. Go figure. The world is the same 10 years later as if no time has gone by, and it…

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    Some of you remember when you were kids and you'd invent 'games' like "Lava." Where the floor is made of lava and you have to jump on the furniture and you're not allowed to touch the floor. Well.

    I think this movie was created by 5 year olds.

    What's next? Aliens are attracted to hair. You must cut your hair. Anyone with hair will be killed by aliens. Oh what drama and social commentary that could be... when no one has any hair. Oh my god. The genius of it.

    Nah. Go back to playing Lava and stop making movies.

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  • Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter Ascending

    Phantom Menace meets Twilight. Fuck that.

  • The Day Time Ended

    The Day Time Ended

    ★★★½

    Three and a half? Well, context is everything, considering this movie. It has the budget of an ABC TV movie of the week, well... maybe a bit more than that... So here's the deal, if you were born after 1980, it is likely you will not understand how anyone could get anything from this movie at all, if you were born before 1980, and grew up in the 70s, aha... now listen up... You remember things, you were exposed to…