Favorite films

  • Rope
  • Jaws
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • The Love Witch

Recent activity

  • We Are Still Here

  • Jakob's Wife

  • Firestarter

  • The Beastmaster

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    I’ve fallen behind on Marvel content, but I utterly reject the notion that any movie should require homework. And honestly, none of these are terribly hard to follow; they’re designed for the broadest possible audience, so they over-explain the shit out of everything.

    All that to say: I took the leap, and mostly enjoyed it. Here for the spooky stuff / Evil Dead vibes / Elfman score / John Krasinski looking like a damn snack.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    If I time travelled to the 90’s and told myself Jim Carrey as Dr. Robotnik was the best part of the live-action Sonic movies, my child brain would’ve exploded.

    “Dis how I roll.”