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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★★★

    Cinematic nastiness, weaponized on a scope that's truly impressive to behold. Hoping that Ridley somehow manages to keep this ferocity outside the franchise.

  • Seth Rogen's Hilarity for Charity

    Seth Rogen's Hilarity for Charity

    The "horse in a hospital" bit from "Kid Gorgeous" is his sharpest work of the year, but never sleep on Mulaney roasting Grandpa Joe into oblivion.

  • Wildlife

    Wildlife

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If Bill Camp was suddenly my dad, I wouldn’t question it.

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★★★

    Bury me in “Sandalwood II.”

  • A Bigger Splash

    A Bigger Splash

    ★★★★½

    "Oh, right...your career..."

    Love is a battlefield.

  • Young Mr. Lincoln

    Young Mr. Lincoln

    ★★★★★

    No president, real or fictional, has ever been more relatable than Henry Fonda, stuffing his face with alternating fistfuls of pie.

  • Little Men

    Little Men

    ★★★½

    The strongest argument against the last third of "The Place Beyond the Pines."

  • Jackie

    Jackie

    ★★★½

    I'll never forget where I was when I realized that Billy Crudup had become my favorite working character actor.

  • Paterson

    Paterson

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The waterfall's right arm falls off to reveal...J. Walter Weatherman.

    "And that's why...you always back up your hard drive."

  • Magic Mike XXL
  • April and the Extraordinary World

    April and the Extraordinary World

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Answers that age-old question: "What if a Tomorrowland prequel went full Too Many Cooks?"

  • Salesman

    Salesman

    ★★★★★

    The Wolf of Paul, St.