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  • Boy Erased

    Boy Erased

    Β½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    cw: sexual assault

    I’m not gonna lie, I knew I wasn’t gonna love this. I’m already against straight people making gay movies for straight audiences, but then I nearly got up and left halfway through this movie because I was so angry. Even in its formal elements the movie is bad (it’s poorly written, over acted, and terribly drab in terms of direction), but it’s also so morally wrong in a way that surpassed even my lowest of expectations.

    If…

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    β˜…Β½

    There is a seaweed dragon and a flying cat monster and still the most ridiculous part is Zoe Kravitz being romantically linked to Eddie Redmayne.

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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

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    The movie ended... and it cut to black.... and the theater was completely silent.... becuase it was soo good.... and from the distant back of theater.... an unseen emotional Gay let out a whimper.... β€œyas Gaga.”

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’m sorry but if I’m on a first date with a man and he tells me that his dead mother’s hair has been sewn into the lining of the blazer he is currently wearing I would just get up and leave.