Steven Burnley

Steven Burnley

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Favorite films

  • Heat
  • Steve Jobs
  • Jurassic Park
  • Zodiac

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  • Moneyball

    ★★★★★

  • Ghost in the Shell

    ★★★★★

  • Escape From Alcatraz

    ★★★★★

  • The Outlaw Josey Wales

    ★★★★

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  • Moneyball

    Moneyball

    ★★★★★

    Happy 10th anniversary to one of the best movies of the 21st century.

  • Ghost in the Shell

    Ghost in the Shell

    ★★★★★

    tiddies or: how I learned to stop thinking about evolution in strictly biological terms and transcended into the internet

    This movie got put back in theaters so I saw it in imax and holy shit. One of the prettiest movies I’ve seen in a long time. The cinematography, especially with regards to shot composition, was unreal. The dialogue was a little much sometimes, but I didn’t mind. 

    Honestly I think this movie is better than Blade Runner.

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  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★

    Well, my first reaction is holy shit this guy is an incredible craftsmen. I always knew he was an excellent musician and performer, but the man can write, edit, and DP. He’s a captivating on screen presence and he never feels dishonest or smarmy. 

    My second reaction is I’m not sure what my reaction is, or is supposed to be. There doesn’t really seem to have a thesis, and it’s not really very funny. I don’t think it was supposed…

  • Escape From Alcatraz

    Escape From Alcatraz

    ★★★★★

    Okay this was fantastic. It was extremely my shit (I’m all about the procedure) so your mileage may vary, but this might be my favorite Eastwood movie. I bet it’s Mann’s favorite Eastwood movie too. Not a frame wasted, and Eastwood holds the frame like a fucking movie star. You can see the steel in his fucking skeleton, bending but never breaking, plotting the whole runtime. A masterful performance.