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The Irishman 2019
i don't know what movie y'all saw but i'll just say i tried to like it. i really did. but i really just do not care at all about martin…
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Dark Phoenix 2019
Simon Kinberg to his actors: "Alright everyone, please line up for your lobotomies."
Sophie Turner: "Are you sure this is a good idea?"
Simon Kinberg: "Would you prefer…
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Pearl Harbor 2001
this is a stunningly fetishized pulp history/mythology, kind of a feature length version of that Pat Benatar video for "Shadows Of The Night". but no matter what you think of…
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Transformers: Age of Extinction 2014
"I'm asking you to look at the junk and see the treasure."
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Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011
Bay's images are so frequently in conflict with his texts (for lack of a better term). playing to his strengths, the scripts are utilitarian at best, extended clotheslines on which…
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Richard Jewell 2019
Probably my favorite from the Late-Eastwood Heroism Project, mostly because instead of focusing on the trials of law enforcement or military service or even SULLY's simple grace under fire, this…
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