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  • The Room

    The Room

    ★★★★★

    I definitely have breast cancer.

  • The Killer Is One of Thirteen

    The Killer Is One of Thirteen

    Forgotten for a reason.

  • Cries of Pleasure

    Cries of Pleasure

    ★½

    Titty groping, the movie

  • Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp

    ★★★½

    "Angela, why are you so fucked up?"

  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw

    ★★½

    If Dario Argento had directed the kills, this could have been 4 stars

  • Blood Freak

    Blood Freak

    ★½

    Loved every minute

  • Maniac

    Maniac

    ★★★★

    Brutal slasher with something most lack: beginning, middle, end

  • The Hunt

    The Hunt

    ★★★★

    "it's fucking great

  • Impractical Jokers: The Movie

    Impractical Jokers: The Movie

    ★½

    Not the worst thing I have seen, but probably a lower entry in the "reality prank caper" genre. Is it better than Bad Grandpa? No. Is it better than The Dictator? Yes.

    I laughed a few times, but found myself wishing the movie was over.

  • The House by the Cemetery

    The House by the Cemetery

    ★★★½

    This movie is like if Amytville and The Shining had a baby that was delivered by a doctor named Freudenstein.

  • The Call of the Wild

    The Call of the Wild

    A surgical labotomy takes 10 minutes to administer. This film runs 100 minutes and is far less enjoyable. I feel sorry for the computers that had to render this cornball trash.

  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space

    ★★★

    This film hits the nail on the head as far as adapting a Lovecraft story and the slow unweaving of matter and sanity. Unfortunately, the trip there isn't interesting. Like going to a theme park where you have to wait in line an hour to get on the ride. The third act can't hold up the the other 2 on its own. Nic Cage's voice hasn't fluctuated in intonality this much since Vampire's Kiss. Some horrific visuals.