Between ‘POM’ and ‘soft water’, I haven’t laughed this hard at a movie in a while.
Zack Long ½
The things the camera is pointed at are in focus. So it gets half a star.
Ugh why is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son trying to be an actor??????? He’s like Mac from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” (but minus the sarcasm and irony Rob McElhenny brings to…
Mike Thorn ★★★★★
"The world can't stop because your baby's sick!"
No, the world can't stop, and doesn't. Vidor's film captures this reality, life's unstoppable forward-movement, with such power that it took me…
Evan ★★ 4
Is this what straight people think Gregg Araki movies are like?
Maybe it's just from watching so many Jess Franco movies, but I've started to realize just how little I care about traditional plot structures in genre movies -- I'm more…
Jacob Knight ★★★★★
Totally proves the old adage that everything you need to know about a film’s director is revealed through their cameo. A balding Bill Lustig as a 42nd Street motel clerk,…
Sarah Jane 🔪