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  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale


    Why is Chris Hemsworth in the marketing? Seven was great because of the reveal of the villain (and a lot of other things). Chris doesn't show up until 1hr in to the movie and he's only shown for 30sec then again 2hrs in to the movie and he's "revealed" as the bad guy. This movie went in so many crazy directions during the first act but the second and third were so bland. I'm not really sure what happened. They should have went as over the top as Cabin in the Woods but they didn't 👎

    Not worth a re-watch.

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built


    I'm speechless. The entire journey was the most vile, gruesome, unbelievable thing I've ever seen. Jesus. The ending took me off guard and I wasn't sure if I was a fan but yeah. This is fucked. I would never recommend this to someone. I have never wanted to turn off a movie because of the absolute absurdity of it and not in a stupid funny way. The death was so impactful it hurt to watch and it lasted 2.5hrs. Can't wait to fall asleep tonight 👍 Thanks Lars!!

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  • Widows



    I love going in to movies not knowing anything! First Steve McQueen movie and wow. Just wow. Best Liam Neeson movie EVER. Like this blows everything he's ever done ever out of the water. Also the intro to this movie with the director introducing the movie was super cool and should definitely be done more often. Totally recommend. Super graphic tho.

  • The Christmas Chronicles

    The Christmas Chronicles


    This is the only good part of this movie. There is no longer a reason to see this movie. You're welcome.

    But actually tho this movie sucks. The child actors felt like skin worms crawling from my head to my toes. The writing felt like a pan getting smashed across my temple. Santa was pretty alright I guess. Tim Allen was for sure a better santa. If you genuinely enjoy hallmark movies then you'll probably love this. My mom really liked and I think my dad thought it was alright.