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Favorite films

  • Super Troopers
  • A Night at the Roxbury
  • Batman & Robin
  • Office Space

Recent activity

  • Extreme Prejudice


  • Dr. Giggles


  • Hard Times


  • Streets of Fire


Recent reviews

  • Extreme Prejudice

    Extreme Prejudice


    Everything in this movie is so damn tough.
    Extreme Prejudice is a tough title. 
    It stars actors with tough names like: Powers Boothe, Rip Torn, Michael Ironside and Clancy Brown. And they all talk with a deep voice which makes them sound really tough. And these guys never show their emotions cause they’re tough guys. That’s why Nick Nolte constantly looks like there’s a vein about to pop, which makes him look really tough. Powers Boothe (seriously tough name) crushes…

  • Streets of Fire

    Streets of Fire


    “I think I hurt your girlfriend’s feelings, I’m real sorry about it.” Stone cold.

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    Giving this four stars cause they actually pulled it off and I kinda did not expect that at first.
    Pure fan service but it’s cool. Dafoe once again proves he’s one of the finest actors of his generation. Never seen so much crying in a super hero movie tho.


  • The Thing

    The Thing


    Without a doubt the greatest cinematic achievement in history. This is my Citizen Kane, my Godfather, my Casablanca. Hands down my favorite movie of all time. Percect in every sense. I don’t have children but I’m sure if I did I would still love this movie more.