New life goal: Make this movie but better and not so fucking boring IM SORRY! I’ve watched this waaay too much and I feel like there’s sooo much MORE here than is dealt with WITHIN the movie! I don’t want all this information to be fed to me by Victor Wong no matter how much I love the guy he talks SO MUCH in this movie and I cant even remember the important shit he says! I CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THIS. THAT IS ALL IM SAYING.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Me 9 minutes in: “Where’s everybody else??😨”
Also me a couple seconds later: “MAKIN SMOOOTHIES!!!🥳”
I have been wanting to watch The Evil Dead since I was 11 and suffice it to say, it was pretty good. It wasn’t mind blowing or anything, but it was certainly an enjoyable little gore-fest of extreme proportions. It was exhausting how slow it was at times!!! I now get why Gretchen Ross fell asleep while watching this. I didn’t know Ash’s shirt could be so…