Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Casablanca
  • The Wizard of Speed and Time
  • Begone Dull Care

Recent activity

  • Vortex


  • Witchcraft V: Dance with the Devil


  • The Bad Guys


  • Miami Blues


Recent reviews

  • Vortex



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I picked a hell of a time to go through with this, man. Earlier in the day, I had visited two cemeteries - one of which is a difficult-to-access small potter's field of corpse detritus from the Danube specifically named after the fact that nobody could identify the inhabitants - and once I had returned to my stay during my vacation, I learned my uncle Lameen had suddenly passed away after ostensibly recovering from a very traumatic fall a month…

  • Witchcraft V: Dance with the Devil

    Witchcraft V: Dance with the Devil


    That Cain guy looked distractingly close to Ronnie James Dio.

Popular reviews

  • Skin


    Green Book is no longer the worst race-based Oscar nominee.

    EDIT: Now officially the worst Oscar winner I have ever watched.

  • Law of Desire

    Law of Desire


    I don't want to see the color red in a movie ever again unless it's Almodóvar.