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  • Blade Runner
  • Casablanca
  • The Wizard of Speed and Time
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  • Vortex

    ★★★★½

  • Witchcraft V: Dance with the Devil

    ★½

  • The Bad Guys

    ★★★

  • Miami Blues

    ★★★★

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  • Vortex

    Vortex

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I picked a hell of a time to go through with this, man. Earlier in the day, I had visited two cemeteries - one of which is a difficult-to-access small potter's field of corpse detritus from the Danube specifically named after the fact that nobody could identify the inhabitants - and once I had returned to my stay during my vacation, I learned my uncle Lameen had suddenly passed away after ostensibly recovering from a very traumatic fall a month…

  • Witchcraft V: Dance with the Devil

    Witchcraft V: Dance with the Devil

    ★½

    That Cain guy looked distractingly close to Ronnie James Dio.

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  • Skin

    Skin

    Green Book is no longer the worst race-based Oscar nominee.

    EDIT: Now officially the worst Oscar winner I have ever watched.

  • Law of Desire

    Law of Desire

    ★★★★★

    I don't want to see the color red in a movie ever again unless it's Almodóvar.