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  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way

    ★★★

    Listen to the podcast: www.stinkermadness.com/episodes/movie-reviews/entry/films/jingle-all-the-way

    When you think of the holidays, you always think of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Maybe you just think of Arnold all the time. Which fits perfectly into the Xmas spirit theme for this film -- don't learn any lessons of Christmas, don't change how you feel about life and commit heinous crimes in the search of consumerism that you fail to accomplish.

    Beyond how unbelievably bad it is overtly, I mostly want to talk about its failures…

  • Double Team

    Double Team

    ★★★½

    Listen to the podcast: www.stinkermadness.com/episodes/movie-reviews/entry/films/double-team

    Before he was the US Ambassador to Kim-Jong Un, Dennis Rodman had a dream of being a big Hollywood actor. The path to victory? A movie where he fights tigers, exploding babies, references that aren't related to basketball and U.N.C.L.E. Oh yeah, JCVD is there too.

    Double Team is silly in the same vein as any Cannon/Chuck Norris joint. There's a reason that major action movies died for almost 20 years (thanks Fast & Furious franchise)…

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  • Dreamcatcher

    Dreamcatcher

    ★★★★

    Four buddies with superpowers given to them by an alien that may or may not be mentally handicapped, have to team up to stop poop monsters from making people get icky tummies. Really, that's the movie. Wow....

    Questions abound in this thing. It is more dubious than Wicker Man. How do the aliens work? What's their reproduction cycle? Are the shit weasels actually the same species? Why is it called Dreamcatcher? Is Duddits mentally handicapped or just has a speech…

  • Condorman

    Condorman

    ★★★½

    Disney bungles a live-action version of a cartoon with the least believable action star that has ever delved into the spy/superhero game. But add one of the raddest car chases, laser turret boats, rocket powered zip lines, and the worst costume you've ever seen and you've got one of the best early 80's turds to ever grace the screen. Wahoo!

    The movie follows Woody who is the graphic artist behind the Condorman comic book frachise. Woody foolishly stumbles into a…