Stitchyboiii

Me names Cade
My reviews are either simple or retrospective, cherish both.

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things
  • The Shawshank Redemption

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  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    ★★★½

  • The Shallows

    ★★★★

  • Red Notice

  • Turning Red

    ★★★

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  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    Where the Crawdads Sing

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    My grandma, bless her heart, doesn’t really go out much. She prefers to stay at home and read. When she invited me to go see a film of her favorite book, I had to accept.

    I decided I wouldn’t go into this with a critical eye. I wanted to get as much out of this as possible. I wanted to see “deep and moving” message that lied in the story.

    I never got one.

    Where the Crawdads Sing is a…

  • The Shallows

    The Shallows

    ★★★★

    Despite it being screaming simulator, I actually surprisingly like it. Good soup 👍

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ★★★★★

    Judgement day is upon us. Christ will soon descend from heaven and unite the souls of all His believers in His holy domain. However, only one will gain a spot so holy he’s next to God himself. His name? Dr. Micheal Morbius.

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★★

    It’s way less emotion oriented, and much more thrill oriented. It’s oddly beautiful some of the landscapes, but as soon as you notice it, it’s back to the harsh reality. You speak you die. Every scare, every scenario, every action seems realistic. Everything that happens are natural ways of fight or flight. Up until the finale in the radio tower, this movie makes every jump scare count. They are perfectly placed apart and never seem like they were pointless. Perfect…