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  • Halloween II

    Halloween II


    Zombie goes all in to his aesthetic which my mileage with definitely varied. The dialogue is awful, but my god that 16mm film grain is like butter. 
    Also, the hospital scene is HARROWING.

  • Halloween



    Sacrilege I know, but I prefer this to the original.

    I really fuck with Carpenter’s vision that Michael isn’t human (The Shape is easily the coolest movie credit to ever exist), but to me he has always been just a dude with a knife no matter how many “now you see him, now you don’t” shots you throw in. Zombie’s version leans in to his humanity (and loss of) and maybe that’s what I vibe with so much. Admittedly though,…

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  • Next Floor

    Next Floor


    Denis Villeneuve really needs to make a film about each of the 7 Deadly Sins because he has already fucking NAILED Gluttony with "Next Floor," Lust with "Enemy" and Wrath with "Prisoners."

  • Why Don't You Play in Hell?

    Why Don't You Play in Hell?


    House is to horror movies as Why Don't You Play in Hell is to action movies, gangster movies, romance movies, drug movies, movies about movies and toothpaste commercials.