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  • Psychokinesis

    Psychokinesis

    ★★½

    There was less psychokinesis in this than Godzilla screentime in Godzilla 2014.

  • Lake Mungo

    Lake Mungo

    ★★★★

    Big kudos to the titular revelation. Color me fucking spooped 💀

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  • Why Don't You Play in Hell?

    Why Don't You Play in Hell?

    ★★★★

    House is to horror movies as Why Don't You Play in Hell is to action movies, gangster movies, romance movies, drug movies, movies about movies and toothpaste commercials.

  • Next Floor

    Next Floor

    ★★★★

    Denis Villeneuve really needs to make a film about each of the 7 Deadly Sins because he has already fucking NAILED Gluttony with "Next Floor," Lust with "Enemy" and Wrath with "Prisoners."