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  • Psychokinesis



    There was less psychokinesis in this than Godzilla screentime in Godzilla 2014.

  • Lake Mungo

    Lake Mungo


    Big kudos to the titular revelation. Color me fucking spooped 💀

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  • Why Don't You Play in Hell?

    Why Don't You Play in Hell?


    House is to horror movies as Why Don't You Play in Hell is to action movies, gangster movies, romance movies, drug movies, movies about movies and toothpaste commercials.

  • Next Floor

    Next Floor


    Denis Villeneuve really needs to make a film about each of the 7 Deadly Sins because he has already fucking NAILED Gluttony with "Next Floor," Lust with "Enemy" and Wrath with "Prisoners."