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  • Unfriended: Dark Web

    Unfriended: Dark Web


    How do you hide on a screen? Or run, or evade, or disemble? How do you change locations? How can something scare you when it's just on a screen?

    Dark Web isn't good but it does try some cool answers to weird questions. It deserves a look from film dorks.

  • Crazy Rich Asians

    Crazy Rich Asians


    Definitely flawed movie, but it actually has this one amazing scene where all the domestics and cooks and drivers and waiters all watch a wedding that cost $40m to execute and give each other these silent looks. 

    They wait until the bride and groom kiss and a janitor makes the first move. Our comrade moves behind the officiant and cuts his throat with a nail file he concealed in a copy of Mao’s Little Red Book. He screams fealty to…

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  • Justice League

    Justice League


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    No canonical resource really quotes the size of the Kent farm so we will take one instance of Clark referring to the “back 40” as 40 acres of land. Assuming that isn’t just a general idiom or something apocryphal like a furlong or a rod let’s assume the Kent farm also has a “front 40”, for a total arable parcel of 80 acres. 

    Average corn revenues per acre in the Midwest were about $762 USD per acre, or about $61,000…

  • The Death of Stalin

    The Death of Stalin


    stalin go on chapo