Favorite films

  • Sans Soleil
  • Close-Up
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Possession

Recent activity

  • The Worst Person in the World


  • Billy Madison


  • Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus

  • The Parallax View


Recent reviews

  • Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus

    Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus

    I have very little time for Criterion Channel these days, I knew these days would come so I pour one out for my homie and keep that subscription active 🥲 ... On the other hand my movie picks are now sometimes decided by people like my 12-year-old niece who knows seemingly everything there is to know about Invader Zim lore. I have never watched the show, despite it being on air when I was the right age but I guess…

  • The Parallax View

    The Parallax View


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The essence of the 70s is alive in this film. Cynical, cold, conspiratorial. And like any good 70s film it's cynicism is used to subvert the tropes of old, in this case the intrepid reporter who no one believes in cracks a massive case wide open as a testament to the value and relentless, selfless ethics of the fourth estate. In this case, this nobody reporter does uncover the seedy underbelly of a grand conspiracy but is but a mere…

Popular reviews

  • Eraserhead


    Assigning a star rating to this movie would be like grading a Salvador Dali piece with a star rating. It's utterly absurd and simplifies the work to the point of insult. Eraserhead has more in common with a Dali painting than another film at your multiplex, it's a piece of art, not entertainment. I would be more comfortable sitting and watching this in a gallery than a theatre with twelve-dollar popcorn combos.

    People constantly wonder what this or that means,…

  • Cremaster 3

    Cremaster 3

    One of the most fucked up movies I've ever paid thousands of dollars worth of tuition to watch.