Scrub it, kook!
An impenetrable mush of surfer slang and island accents, and I say that as someone FROM Hawaii. Thankfully, I do speak movies. Pretty sure I'd be at home with a new-in-town/Karate Kid klone even if it were all in Simlish.
"Click me some likes and let's make this bitch go VIRAL" -Prankmonkey69
I love when movies invent their own fake social media platforms because the names are uniformly terrible. Here are a few from this movie:
-Frenz.com (relationship status "Under Discussion")
-PopShot (for "dick pics")
I thought it was a dumb name too, but there's a surprising amount of gardening in this movie! For every brutal, violent scene of post-apoc hoodiemen savagely killing each other there are about 50 that are just some dude survivaling - and at least one time jerking off on his plants. Why do I feel like I'm not selling this very well.