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  • Tampopo

    Tampopo

    ★★★★½

    Watch while hungry. Have good food close by. We had to pause the movie less than 2minutes in when it become apparent we needed to upgrade from our bag of popcorn to fully enjoy this one. One of the most memorable films I’ve seen in a long time.

  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★

    Rachel laughed at both parts I knew she would laugh at. The first was in the opening montage when Liam does that arm piston shimmy. The second was when it cuts to Philip Seymour Hoffman making an embarrassed wincing face after Bunny’s offer to the dude. She didn’t laugh again but said it was an okay movie. She hated John Goodman. Said the movie would be much better if she didn’t have to keep staring at his face. Okay, I…

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ½

    Initially I gave this 4.5 stars but I lowered it a bit after it passed The Godfather. The app lets you do whatever you want, so why not. Doesn’t matter anyways. Who am I? Who are you? Do you have a mother with a maiden name? Do you have a childhood best friend? Letterboxd isn’t real. It’s an app any idiot can find and download while updating to Jelly Jam Crush 3. Letterboxd is a raging pillow fight between the masses,…

  • Apollo 11

    Apollo 11

    ★★★★★

    Holy fuck. That was the greatest experience I’ve ever had in a movie theatre. I checked my heart rate after the launch scene and it was 10 points higher than they said Buzz Aldrin’s was during the actual launch. I knew that guy was a psycho but 88 bpm while strapped to the top of a skyscraper rocket at launch? That’s the average American’s resting heart rate. My brain was moving 4,000 ft/sec trying to grab and keep everything I was…