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  • Back to the Future Part II

    Back to the Future Part II

    ★★★★★

    Just a couple of things that I noted about this particular screening:

    1) The projector conked out at the first and second-to-last reel changes (and it was honestly pretty hilarious to see the screen go dark & silent, right after the part where Marty gets conked on the head himself)

    2) Despite the print being quite worn, the detail in the picture (bless film) made me notice that there were Laserdiscs and CDs in those garbage piles beside Doc & Marty in…

  • Beyblade the Movie: Fierce Battle

    Beyblade the Movie: Fierce Battle

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Yes, please remind me, that whenever I'm on my death bed, to have a Beyblade with me in my pocket ready to give to my next of kin because, yeah, it would make me look totally insane to not have one with me present at that time...

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  • Deadpool

    Deadpool

    ★★★

    "Some Douchebag's Film"

  • The Happytime Murders

    The Happytime Murders

    ★½

    The writers: Hey, let's write a movie about a world where puppets & humans co-exist together and a crime takes place that puts the blame squarely on the main character puppet, à la Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

    Also the writers: LOL ITS SO FUNNY THAT THEY CALL EACH OTHER ASSHOLES & CONTINUOUSLY INSULT EACH OTHER FOR NOT MUCH OF A GOOD REASON EVERY SENTENCE & CLEVER TOO THAT EVERYBODY KEEPS CALLING PUPPETS FUCKING STUPID (GETIT? AS AN ALLEGORY FOR RACISM??)! WE R GUUD…