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  • American Psycho

    American Psycho

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    someone deepfake jim carrey’s face onto christian bale and re-release this please it’s for science

  • Robin Hood

    Robin Hood

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    me reading reviews for this before seeing it: okay it can’t be thatΒ bad
    me rn, ten minutes into the movie: i stand corrected

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  • Mid90s

    Mid90s

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the scene where the girl takes stevie into the bedroom and basically r*pes him reminded me a lot of the scene in eighth grade where riley tries to get kayla to hook up with him in the back of his car..... only difference was everyone in the audience literally cheered when stevie left the bedroom in mid90s whereas everyone breathed a sigh of relief when kayla stood up for herself in eighth grade. i don’t know what the point of this was but i just wanted to put that out there!

  • Boy Erased

    Boy Erased

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    nicole kidman’s hair for best actress