✯ abigail ✯

amateur filmwatcher, cowboy at heart, miami vice historian, overall pest. known by those on twitter as “Dennis Farina’s tradwife.”

Favorite films

  • A Room with a View
  • Sweet Smell of Success
  • The Long Goodbye
  • Possession

Recent activity

  • Some Like It Hot


  • The Killers


  • Repulsion


  • The Scarecrow

Recent reviews

  • The Killers

    The Killers


    Insurance investigator was lame, structure was lame, heist story was lame. Showed like three interesting flashbacks (all with Burt Lancaster) and then dropped him like a hot potato for the rest of the movie. I completely lost interest by the end.

  • Repulsion



    Finally, some representation for bipolar delusions!

Popular reviews

  • My Teacher, My Obsession

    My Teacher, My Obsession

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This might be a ridiculous thing to get mad about in regard to what is essentially a Lifetime movie, but the way the “CONSENSUAL”, MUTUAL relationship between a TEACHER and a STUDENT leads to the Female student being vilified and the Male teacher receiving a heartwarming reconnection with his daughter and happy ending is fucking disgusting. He should be fired. He should be in jail. But this movie wants to give him a medal why?? Bc he’s built like a cauliflower?? I wanted Kyla to absolutely fuck his life up and keep him on a fucking chain where his sex offender ass belongs. Pre-da-tor-y.

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time


    i have literally no idea why people didn’t like this