Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Sep 2023

  So glad I saw this for the first time at my local filmbro theatre at 26, and not between the ages of 13-19, because seeing Laura Harring in this at any of those ages would have changed me on a fundamental level, and I don’t think for the better.

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ★★½ Watched 04 Sep 2023 2

  The bisexual was a little too emotionally available for me feel fully Represented By Media™️ but it did violently catapult me back to the good old days of AO3, which is an accomplishment.

  If it hadn’t been shot so horrendously, and someone other than yassified McCauley Culkin had turned on the acting chops, the election scene at the end would have made me cry. But that’s also more about me being annoyingly into politics.

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 May 2022 7

  michelle yeoh please take me out. on a date or with a baseball bat, your choice.

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2022 8

  boring real review: wow wow cinematography up the ass, some actual insane shots in this, Paul Dano is just doing a masterclass in every scene he’s in, and I love a movie that lets you sit in a moment and savour it for awhile 

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