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  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Promising Young Woman
  • The Blob
  • Excision

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  • Hotel Transylvania

    ★★★★

  • Twilight

    ★★★★★

  • Rough Night

    ★★★★

  • Set It Up

    ★★★★★

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  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★★★★★

    Only hot people had a Twilight phase, that revives once in a while. 

    And maturing is realizing that the only right answer is being team Edward (even though I was secretly team Jasper) 

    Don’t question the 5/5, it’s for nostalgia and it all went downhill from here.

    After seeing the parody I cannot take this movie seriously (or maybe I’m not a child anymore and I know what bad acting and script looks like?)

  • Rough Night

    Rough Night

    ★★★★

    WHO PUT ZOË KRAVITZ IN THAT WIG?!???? I NEED NAMES - WHY WOULD YOU RUIN THINGS FOR ME

    Don’t get me started on those ‘posh’ outfits

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  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★★★★

    This movie has hot people in it and it’s for hot people. 

    If you didn’t like it… I have some news for you.


    (David Harbour step dilf)

  • Jungle Cruise

    Jungle Cruise

    ★★★★

    Who has Dwayne Johnson in a choke hold that the only movies he does are jungle related?