Dear All 2019 Movies, TV Shows, and Other Things:
Please give it a break with the BACK TO THE FUTURE references.
If I see another BACK TO THE FUTURE reference in 2019 I am going to stop living in 2019 (hey…waitaminute…)
legitimately the worst mainstream Hollywood movie I’ve seen since the last PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. it is so bad that I think I will need to see it again soon. in fact are we absolutely certain Tommy Wiseau wasn’t somehow secretly involved in its production.
I reserve the right to deem this a masterpiece later. 2019 has been wild so far.
this movie came up in conversation at work the other day. (I work at a software company. one thing leads to another sometimes.) a couple people started talking about it and I chimed in with my story of how I wandered into a dying Kay Bee Toys in the late 90’s and offered the Sad Sack Clerk ten bucks for all his Virus toys and am now likely the only person in my town who still sports a full set…