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  • Hereditary
  • Suspiria
  • Blue Velvet
  • Gone Girl

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  • Halloween Kills

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  • Phoebe Robinson: Sorry, Harriet Tubman

  • Monster House

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  • What Happened, Brittany Murphy?

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  • What Happened, Brittany Murphy?

    What Happened, Brittany Murphy?

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    the shane dawson inspired editing choice of constantly including random movie clips and no-name youtubers* as fillerโ€ฆno words




    * = everyone but the best true crime yter and (respectfully) milf stephanie harlowe

  • Dune

    Dune

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    The security guard: You will be thrown in jail for 7 years if we catch you with your phone out during this movie

    Me, seeing Oscar Isaac nakey on screen: Hmmmm *thinking about what Iโ€™m gonna buy at commissary*

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  • Last Christmas

    Last Christmas

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    #imagine: You and Zayn are at the hospital because you are getting a heart transplant. "I'm so nervous." you say. "Don't be. You're gonna pull through this, I know that for a fact." You kiss him and go into operation. You come out successful and run out to tell Zayn but he's not there. You find a little teddy bear with a card shaped like a card. "Hey babe. Sorry I couldn't be there for you after your operation. But,โ€ฆ

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

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    The credits: DIRECTED BY LARS VON TRIER
    Me: Girl we can tell