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  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    ½

  • The Flash

    ★★★

  • Magic Mike's Last Dance

    ★★★

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★

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  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction

    ½

    Suggested Transformers: Age of Extinction Drinking Game:

    -Any time a robot transforms, take one sip.

    -Any time someone says “transformium,” take one sip.

    -Any time there is an American flag visible in the frame, take one sip.

    -Any time there is blatant product placement, take one sip of an ice cold Bud Light™ while rocking out to your Beats™ portable Bluetooth speaker.

    -Any time Mark Wahlberg gets angry about his teen daughter’s budding sexuality, take one sip.

    -Any time Michael…

  • The Flash

    The Flash

    ★★★

    Keaton still has that old Batman joie de vivre; even belatedly, it’s really fun to see him back in another adventure. But by the third act, all of the quipping and fan service begin to feel like manic form of distraction; as if The Flash is trying to solve its overloaded story’s problems by outrunning them.

    Full review at ScreenCrush.

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    Another Bong hit.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★

    In the first 30 years of his existence, Rocket Raccoon appeared in a total of ten Marvel comics. Not ten different storylines, not ten different Rocket Raccoon series; ten individual issues period, mostly guest spots in other characters’ books. His profile increased somewhat in the mid-2000s when he became a member of the relaunched Guardians of the Galaxy, but not much. As Marvel properties go, to call him a D-lister might have been giving him to much credit. He had…