This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
At the end of the Special Special Edition, when Hayden Christensen’s ghost shows up with Yoda and Alec Guinness, there’s a shot where Ghost Hayden looks right into the camera and basically gives the viewer his hardest come hither stare.
A ghost. Eye-fucking the audience. I’m not even kidding.
And then Star Wars ended for 15 years.