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  • Rocky IV

    Rocky IV

    ★★★

    Normal Brain: Stallone went to Russia to make a piece of Cold War propaganda. At least 30 percent of the movie is training montages.

    Galaxy Brain: Stallone went to Russia to make a tribute to the geniuses of Soviet montage. Rocky IV is at least 30 percent training montages because Rocky IV is the American Man With a Movie Camera, and Stallone is our Dziga Vertov.

  • At Eternity's Gate

    At Eternity's Gate

    ★★★★½

    Ain’t no party like a Julian Schnabel subjective camera party cause a Julian Schnabel subjective camera party will put you inside the mind and soul of another human being and leave you rocked by life’s simultaneous visual splendor and pitiless cruelty all night long.

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  • Coco

    Coco

    ★★★★

    A story about death, murder, loss, grief, aging, dementia, living skeletons, and deadbeat dads.

    Y’know, a kids movie.

  • Edge of Tomorrow

    Edge of Tomorrow

    ★★★★

    This is one of those movies where a guy is stuck in a time loop.

    This is one of those movies where a guy is stuck in a time loop. And every time he redoes something, he learns a little.

    This is one of those movies where a guy is stuck in a time loop. And every time he redoes something, he learns a little. It's also the rare summer blockbuster that is very well-written; funny, smart, and it all…