Octopussy ★★

I’ve seen this movie four times from start to finish, plus bits and pieces on cable over the course of 20 years, and I still do not understand what the Fabergé eggs have to do with the nuclear bombs, or why Kamal Khan partners with General Orlov. Also, I like how Bond is desperate to stop this nuclear bomb from exploding, then takes like 20 minutes to put on full clown makeup as a “disguise.” He’s 007 - license to make balloon animals.