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Matt has written 25 reviews for films with no rating.

  • Girl on the Third Floor

    Girl on the Third Floor

    “CM Punk won’t make you Go To Sleep when you watch Girl on the Third Floor!” -- Gene Shalit, if he were still working today, about Girl on the Third Floor.

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    Another Bong hit.

  • Too Old to Die Young: North of Hollywood, West of Hell

    Too Old to Die Young: North of Hollywood, West of Hell

    [watches 15 minutes of the first episode]

    Oh that’s why it seems like Amazon is dumping this.

    (Dug Episode 1, especially everything William Baldwin’s doing. I will watch more.)

  • Deadwood: The Movie

    Deadwood: The Movie

    The legacyquel goes west.

  • Our Planet

    Our Planet

    The walruses will haunt my dreams for years.

  • Watchmen

    Watchmen

    Do you think Bob Dylan has ever seen this movie? Does he even know it exists?

  • If Beale Street Could Talk

    If Beale Street Could Talk

    I look forward to many years of hearing this movie’s magnificent score and then stopping whatever I’m doing to listen to it while taking several long, deep sighs.

  • Burning

    Burning

    After all these years, I finally understand what Bono was talking about in that one song.

  • On the Basis of Sex

    On the Basis of Sex

    On the basis of sex bay bee
    Let’s talk about RBG
    Let’s talk about all the good laws 
    And the bad laws
    And equality
    On the basis uhhhhhhhf sex
    On the basis of sex

  • It

    It

    The 80s clothes and hair now look way more dated than the 50s clothes and hair.

  • Chris Rock: Tamborine

    Chris Rock: Tamborine

    Bo Burnham directed this.

  • I Love You, Daddy

    I Love You, Daddy

    The film of the year.*





    *The year is 2017, so this is definitely not a compliment.