Juliet needs to learn how to mind her own goddam business
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Monster High: Frights, Camera, Action! 2014
I love that they made Bram Stroker a vampire. And then went, "We know he wrote Dracula (one of our main inspirations), but you know what? Fuck 'im!"
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Turning Red 2022
The ending definitely saved this movie for me. Sure, it's a bit cringe, but that's what being a middle schooler is like.
Also, pretty sure they're called 4*Town to 1) make fun of boy bands like Seventeen (which has 13 memebers) and 5 Seconds of Summer (which has 4 members). It's literally the opposite of 5soc lol. And 2) to emphasize the group of 4 friends and their importance to the story.
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100% Wolf 2020
Somehow, a werewolf pack produced a werepoodle. Well, since his mom was gone before the movie’s beginning, I guess she could have been a weredog too and it’s genetic? But if that’s the case, why is everyone surprised? And how is the ice cream man able to invent so many things? Why did no one try to take the magic moon ring from him in the daytime so all his werewolf lasers wouldn’t hit them? How was he even able…
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The Boys in the Band 2020
2 hours of gay judgement
I don't understand why half these people are friends with each other
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A Whisker Away 2020
This is the middle school dream
Seriously, if you’ve ever pretended to be a Warriors cat, this movie is for you -
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The Dark Knight 2008
An amazing Joker and Two Face movie but an awful Batman movie
Whenever scenes solely focused on Bruce Wayne or Batman, I almost fell asleep
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Gasoline Alley 2022
The first half hour is pretty good. Suspenseful. Gets you thinking. Then it turns into a confusing mess. It feels like we're skipping over a lot of scenes.