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The Boys in the Band 2020
2 hours of gay judgement
I don't understand why half these people are friends with each other
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Slayers
I'm glad the editors and sound design people got the note that this was a comedy, even if the director didn't.
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Edward Scissorhands 1990
Wish this movie would have stayed a comedy instead of turning into a drama
The concept of a horde of women who have the hots for a man spefically because he has scissors for hands is HILARIOUS
Since the film made it VERY clear that Edward is a metaphor for disabled people, that means the message of the movie is that people with disabilities can't integrate into society. Which is just...yikes
The Boggs Family: Let's invite this random man to…
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X-Men: The Last Stand 2006
This movie is a garbled mess made all the more unbearable by having Nightcrawler (the best part of the previous movie) completely absent
Magneto's dramatic bridge entrance is pretty cool tho, so props for that scene
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Guess Who 2005
There's definitely some sort of acting or writing issue when a guy has more chemistry with his girlfriend's father than with her smh
Also, if I was Zoe Saldana, I would NOT have gotten back together with Ashton Kutcher. Dude never even apologized or explained quitting his job to her - just her dad. Which, like, great! Glad you can talk to him openly! Why can't you do that with your fiancée????
And I understand WHY Ashton Kutcher quit (spoilers:…