SuperSnek has written 6 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • The Boys in the Band

    The Boys in the Band

    2 hours of gay judgement

    I don't understand why half these people are friends with each other

  • Slayers

    Slayers

    I'm glad the editors and sound design people got the note that this was a comedy, even if the director didn't.

  • Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands

    Wish this movie would have stayed a comedy instead of turning into a drama

    The concept of a horde of women who have the hots for a man spefically because he has scissors for hands is HILARIOUS

    Since the film made it VERY clear that Edward is a metaphor for disabled people, that means the message of the movie is that people with disabilities can't integrate into society. Which is just...yikes

    The Boggs Family: Let's invite this random man to…

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    this felt like a direct-to-DVD sequel

  • X-Men: The Last Stand

    X-Men: The Last Stand

    This movie is a garbled mess made all the more unbearable by having Nightcrawler (the best part of the previous movie) completely absent

    Magneto's dramatic bridge entrance is pretty cool tho, so props for that scene

  • Guess Who

    Guess Who

    There's definitely some sort of acting or writing issue when a guy has more chemistry with his girlfriend's father than with her smh

    Also, if I was Zoe Saldana, I would NOT have gotten back together with Ashton Kutcher. Dude never even apologized or explained quitting his job to her - just her dad. Which, like, great! Glad you can talk to him openly! Why can't you do that with your fiancée????
    And I understand WHY Ashton Kutcher quit (spoilers:…