Favorite films

  • Midsommar
  • American Movie
  • Boogie Nights
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

Recent activity

  • John Mulaney: Baby J

  • Beau Is Afraid


  • Emily the Criminal


  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish


Recent reviews

  • John Mulaney: Baby J

    John Mulaney: Baby J

    Hi yes it’s me, I’m a part of the parasocial group that was written about by those journalists. I am the one they call “bad”

    I have been a John Mulaney fan since “The Top Part” (2009) so I speak with special “I’m not in high school or college or early twenties or whatever shut up I’m nearly 30” energy but either way, I was a huge fan. I was a very huge fan of his ex wife’s as well.…

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid


    When I (Ari Aster Stan, obsessive creep*, cat lady who decided liking Midsommar was a personality) first heard Ari say in a Reddit AMA (see asterisk) he wanted to make a “nightmare comedy” I was both disappointed and throbbing in my mental comically-inflated-SFX-balls. Disappointed knowing I would likely end up white knighting for a cis white millionaire director against other cis white people who enjoy telling other cis white people that any “horror” movie that isn’t scary, sucks. And of…

Popular reviews

  • Beanie Mania

    Beanie Mania

    After searching earnestly for the Beanie Rap online, I made the unfortunate discovery that the lyrics don’t appear written in any corner of the internet. So I spent 30 minutes pausing and rewinding and squinting at the screen to transcribe this, you’re welcome, kill me,

    “It’s a Beanie Rap (I’m all Ty’d Up)” by Jeannine Marron Twardus

    Let me tell you a story about a guy named Ty.
    Seems he created these Beanies that make me high.
    Little beans in…

  • Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed

    Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed

    Bob Ross was hot and fucked, get over it