Hi yes it’s me, I’m a part of the parasocial group that was written about by those journalists. I am the one they call “bad”
I have been a John Mulaney fan since “The Top Part” (2009) so I speak with special “I’m not in high school or college or early twenties or whatever shut up I’m nearly 30” energy but either way, I was a huge fan. I was a very huge fan of his ex wife’s as well.…
When I (Ari Aster Stan, obsessive creep*, cat lady who decided liking Midsommar was a personality) first heard Ari say in a Reddit AMA (see asterisk) he wanted to make a “nightmare comedy” I was both disappointed and throbbing in my mental comically-inflated-SFX-balls. Disappointed knowing I would likely end up white knighting for a cis white millionaire director against other cis white people who enjoy telling other cis white people that any “horror” movie that isn’t scary, sucks. And of…
After searching earnestly for the Beanie Rap online, I made the unfortunate discovery that the lyrics don’t appear written in any corner of the internet. So I spent 30 minutes pausing and rewinding and squinting at the screen to transcribe this, you’re welcome, kill me,
“It’s a Beanie Rap (I’m all Ty’d Up)” by Jeannine Marron Twardus
Let me tell you a story about a guy named Ty.
Seems he created these Beanies that make me high.
Little beans in…
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