THIS IS A REVIEW OF THE UNRATED DIRECTOR'S CUT...

I know what you're thinking. I said I hated this film. And yet here I am giving it such a high rating. That's because this is not the shitty Rob Zombie "made for theaters" Halloween. This is the Unrated "Masterfully Executed" Director's Cut. That's right. I said "masterfully executed". Funny thing is, I can't rightfully figure out what new footage makes this different from the Theatrical Version. But somehow I can…

Skinny girl takes a dip. Shark in the water... Here comes the slaughter.

Steven Spielberg - one of the great masters of adventure - would show the world just how talented he was as a director, with his exceptionally well made tale of a man hungry beast of the sea. That film was Jaws. And it was so well told, and so frightening, that it really did make you afraid to go back in the water.

Even to this day,…