Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • City of God
  • Get Out
  • Hereditary

Recent activity

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly


  • Paint Drying


  • 21 Jump Street


  • Amélie


Recent reviews

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    In the first scene that we see Lee Van Cleef as Angel Eyes, he is undeniably bad. Tension slowly builds as he gathers information, and then killing off the soldier when he becomes unnecessary to him. He does all this for money. He then goes to kill his employer because of a promise he made. A promise to a dead man. One that he killed. If there is any ambiguity in this…

  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying


    A pros and cons just doesn't work for a month-long vacation. So im going to write out... everything of importance that happened. Fuck you if you don't read it. And fuck you even more if you pretend to read it, like the review, and then don't read it. This'll probably be long.

    I started off by going to New York. In New York a bird shitted on me. It got in my ear. Then I went to Sal's Pizza, the…

Popular reviews

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train


    About a year ago cali came up to me showing me the information for this, extremely excited. Me, I didn't know what to think. It felt like the same action/crime film that comes out every month. It didn't look exciting.

    Then the trailer came out, and I felt the same. Why were all my friends so excited? This movie comes out all the time.

    And for those that were so excited. I think you may be disappointed. This is what I expected but less fun. I don't know why anybody was excited for this. It's like they've never gone to an action movie

  • The Bob's Burgers Movie

    The Bob's Burgers Movie


    When I was in second grade I was part of a trio. The cool person trio. We were the coolest kids in school. Me and my two best friends. We played on the playground, watched movies, had sleepovers. Some of my best memories are with those two. But they were always closer than I was to them. Why? Because of bobs burgers. They loved, absolutely adored, bobs burgers. Every week theyd come to school and have so much to talk…