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  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space
  • To Live and Die in L.A.
  • Savage Streets
  • Stranger in Our House

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  • Shadow of a Doubt

    ★★★★

  • Saboteur

    ★★★★

  • Vampires

    ★★★

  • So I Married an Axe Murderer

    ★★★½

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  • Saboteur

    Saboteur

    ★★★★

    Soda City might be the most 1940s town name ever. That or Dame Falls.

  • Vampires

    Vampires

    ★★★

    Carpenter has directed like nine westerns. Vampires is one of them.

    Terry Silver is who I picture when somebody says to me “medieval gothic vampire”, and they say that a lot. Sheryl Lee is basically treated like part animal, part mapquest, but it’s a smart use of the character and Lee, who should be more famous than Gwyneth Paltrow, is great in her role. Granted, there ain’t a whole lot to her character, but I like her so she gets compliments.…

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

    Ah yes, that time of year when Pumpkin Spice is life. When hoodie weather is around the corner. When horror fans overdose on new and old genre classics. Weeks away from seasons changing and leaves falling. It can really only mean one thing...it’s my annual “hey, Halloween is being rerererererereleased so take my money and here this is my left kidney I don’t mind” tradition.

    This time, it’s Halloween in 4K UHD. Scour the internet if you want reviews. Personally, if Lionsgate put a strip of duct tape with “Halloween” in marker on an America Online disc, I’d probably make the purchase.

  • The Loved Ones

    The Loved Ones

    ★★★★

    I said no to a girl once. She stole my Kid Rock cd. In retrospect, I should have thanked her.