Gremlins ★★★★

I didn’t make the connection until now, but in 1982 Judge Reinhold jerked off in a shitty fish and chips pirate costume while thinking about Phoebe Cates’s wet titties, and two years later, they’re both in this fun-filled holiday classic. I don’t think anyone else in Gremlins jerked off to Phoebe Cates. Maybe Howie Mandel while wearing gloves coated in hand sanitizer.

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