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  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie


    This film may be society’s nadir...but you’ve got to admit stunt casting Steven Wright as Meh Emoji was pretty goddamned inspired.

  • Woody Woodpecker

    Woody Woodpecker

    Oh the humanity.

    CGI Woody is actually pretty decent...but the faux treehugger plot, wooden performances and Ted Nugent-looking poacher are a blasphemous affront to the Woody Woodpecker mythos.

    Was a big fat Zero Stars until the Woodpecker played drums in a teenage garage band.

    If you can make it through 84 minutes of this unforgivable slop there is an old school Woody cartoon after the credits that completely makes this film its bitch.

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  • The Hateful Eight

    The Hateful Eight


    This film contains the most outrageously written gonzo hate infested scene QT has written since the infamous Dennis Hopper/Chris Walken "Sicilian Scene". I must also mention this scene is scored using the Xmas classic "Silent Night." This scene by itself nets this film 5 stars in my book and may quite possibly be my favorite scene in any film in the last 5 years.

    The rest of the film is ok too...
    In the spirit of QT's cinematic recycling, I've…

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


    3 years ago when I first found letterboxd, I wrote a review about Man of Steel. In this review I decided that my interest for comic book films had been completely dead...only to be aroused once more by the great Zack Snyder.

    Since then I have seen many Marvel films ...some of which I have decided are the bane of my existence and are eating the flesh of cinema whole from the inside out.
    Therefore I was quite excited for…