This film is the equivalent of that time you took all your “guys” - He-Man, GI Joe, Transformers, Go-Bots, little green army men, Thundercats, your sister’s Ken dolls, Greedo, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, Hamburglar & Grimace from a McDonald’s happy meal, a couple LEGO astronauts and any other “figures” you can scrounge up. Then you dig a big fucking fighting pit in your backyard sandbox. You think of different planet names like Gibblex and Mafoopa to have all the guys fly into…

Trust fund millennials don’t understand how good they have it.

The only Fyre Festival I got was right before my parents got divorced and Boogie set up a mylar dome tent in the gravel outside my house to sleep in. 

The festival started around noon each summer day when it was 94 degrees out (126 actual tent temp).  I would enter my own spiritual sweat lodge with nothing but a pair of Underoos and a fluorescent green Shopko walkman. The…

Humanity in the 21st century is a timeless, bottomless fishbowl. An endless decaying sludge which is chock full of useless everlasting gobstoppers and formless multi-colored pieces of corn-infested shit.

A 17-yr old could discover the Monkees 1968 film Head on the same day they discover 1991’s Nirvana Nevermind album while they play 1984’s excitebike on a replica 1985 NES gaming system manufactured in 2018 to capture nostalgia dollars from their parents who were conceived while their grandparents fucked to an…

This film contains the most outrageously written gonzo hate infested scene QT has written since the infamous Dennis Hopper/Chris Walken "Sicilian Scene". I must also mention this scene is scored using the Xmas classic "Silent Night." This scene by itself nets this film 5 stars in my book and may quite possibly be my favorite scene in any film in the last 5 years.

The rest of the film is ok too...
In the spirit of QT's cinematic recycling, I've…

3 years ago when I first found letterboxd, I wrote a review about Man of Steel. In this review I decided that my interest for comic book films had been completely dead...only to be aroused once more by the great Zack Snyder.

Since then I have seen many Marvel films ...some of which I have decided are the bane of my existence and are eating the flesh of cinema whole from the inside out.
Therefore I was quite excited for…