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  • Annihilation



    “I looked at my asshole in the mirror blew my fucking mind!”

  • David Lynch: The Art Life

    David Lynch: The Art Life


    The genius Lynch...the closet thing our generation has to a living Picasso, Dali, or Warhol... is a concrete Sphinx when it comes to getting inside his process. 

    I wasn’t alive to see the circus these superstar artist fellas brought to town, but I have followed Lynch for better or worse. Unlike those late masters, Lynch has been much more reclusive and unknowable. Every once and a while, like a surrealist groundhog, he pops his head out and seeps into the…

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  • The Hateful Eight

    The Hateful Eight


    This film contains the most outrageously written gonzo hate infested scene QT has written since the infamous Dennis Hopper/Chris Walken "Sicilian Scene". I must also mention this scene is scored using the Xmas classic "Silent Night." This scene by itself nets this film 5 stars in my book and may quite possibly be my favorite scene in any film in the last 5 years.

    The rest of the film is ok too...
    In the spirit of QT's cinematic recycling, I've…

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


    3 years ago when I first found letterboxd, I wrote a review about Man of Steel. In this review I decided that my interest for comic book films had been completely dead...only to be aroused once more by the great Zack Snyder.

    Since then I have seen many Marvel films ...some of which I have decided are the bane of my existence and are eating the flesh of cinema whole from the inside out.
    Therefore I was quite excited for…