I was expecting more like the bed from Nightmare on Elm Street, not a waterbed full of fizzy stomach acid. I also can't decide if it's hornier or less horny…
I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight.
Kevin Clarke ★★
Not out of control enough, if you ask me.
matt lynch ★★★
Bunch of high school kids somehow charter a plane to take them to a post-prom island getaway. Naturally it crashes and they wind up stranded with some particularly rapey bad…
Kevin Clarke ★★★½
If this was all the same stuff but 90 minutes long, it would be perfect.
matt lynch ★★★ 36
If this was 80 minutes long it'd be the movie bro catnip you crave: visually completely dazzling, exceptionally violent and unpleasant, frequently hilarious (intentionally or not, depending on your level…
Just like in real life, the thing that ruins a superhero is a fan.
matt lynch ★★ 4
I find genre parody almost entirely useless, mostly because the parodies never actually resemble the thing they're making fun of (especially formally). This doesn't either, but it gets a tiny…
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