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  • 22 July

    22 July


    Remarkable for it's accuracy in portraying how it all went down, especially how, in the real event, everyone spoke English with a terrible accent for absolutely no reason. A lesser film might have overlooked such a detail.

    I don't know what made me more angry, that or chopping out lines from the middle of "hun er forelska i lærer'n".

  • Sudden Death

    Sudden Death


    I know Die Hard inspired a lot of movies but Jesus Christ!

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