I know Die Hard inspired a lot of movies but Jesus Christ!
Five years ago I loved everything Marvel put out. That's because five years ago their films were still made by filmmakers, not calculators.
Doctor Strange is like every other Marvel movie ever made, but with more LSD. It's main character, Steven Strange, is part Sherlock Holmes, part every other Marvel character ever made. He has to team up with stock side characters to defeat that guy from Thor 2 and save the world from an evil sky beam. Then they…