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  • Sudden Death

    Sudden Death

    ★★½

    I know Die Hard inspired a lot of movies but Jesus Christ!

  • Masters of the Universe

    Masters of the Universe

    ★½

    Star Wars, Superman, Back to the Future. Did I miss any?

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  • Bionicle: Mask of Light

    Bionicle: Mask of Light

    ★★★★★

    This is deeper than A Space Odyssey. Oh, and it's shit.

  • Doctor Strange

    Doctor Strange

    ★★½

    Five years ago I loved everything Marvel put out. That's because five years ago their films were still made by filmmakers, not calculators.

    Doctor Strange is like every other Marvel movie ever made, but with more LSD. It's main character, Steven Strange, is part Sherlock Holmes, part every other Marvel character ever made. He has to team up with stock side characters to defeat that guy from Thor 2 and save the world from an evil sky beam. Then they…