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Recent reviews

  • Saw 3D

    Saw 3D

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    least satisfying deaths of the franchise, because we’re no longer following Jigsaw’s principles and instead an explicitly misogynist sadist’s.* hardly any of the traps read as Jigsaw’s anymore. would have been funnier if Hoffman’s shitty engineering knowledge had backfired on him instead of watching a woman be slowly roasted alive in an ugly, overly engineered** metal spaceship. BORING. 

    what was the point of making Jill Tuck’s murder the triumphant climax when she’s been effectively a sitting duck the entire film. are…

  • All About the Benjamins

    All About the Benjamins

    Reggie and Gina’s relationship was endearing, surprisingly believable and the highlight of the movie. almost makes me believe in heterosexuality (lie)

Popular reviews

  • Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery

    Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery

    only kept my attention on 2x speed. have linguists studied the white guy Youtube video essay voice yet

  • Fire Island

    Fire Island

    Edit: I know this review tears this movie to shreds but in its defense: this movie is still better than Call Me By Your Name and all those mlm high school movies/tv shows written by fetishizing white non mlm (I’m looking at you Love, Simon and Heartstopper) combined. Partially because Fire Island was written, directed, and acted by, well, gay men and nonbinary people.

    Finished this and was like “who wrote this??” Oooh. Explains everything about this film. Happy Pride…